Truth Can Be Neither Boast Nor Libel

I am a celebrated beauty of international renown.

Note presence of genuine beauty mark on right jowl:

Joan Holloway, on the other hand...

is an embarrassment to both Cavalier spaniels and Bichon Frises.

triggers attacks of coulrophobia in others

in no way resembles the original Joan Holloway

is said to have a nice personality.

She is also a hoarder.  Look at the shameful, Oscar Madison condition of her puppy bed. 

I can see Omega's sneaker, one of Beta's knitting post-its, a chewed rawhide, a rope and ball, and...

No.  That CANNOT be my beloved Armless Ferret Toy jammed in among Joan's pile of detritus.

Joan Holloway must be made to know that I own Armless Ferret Toy.

We must fight.

Fight fight fight.

More with the fighting.

Fatigue sets in, and we agree to disagree.

Comments

[Tamara]

hahahahahahahahahaha! You tell 'em, Pam Spaniel!

[Tamara]

". . .is said to have a nice personality." You're killing me, Pam Spaniel.

[kmkat]

But how considerate of Joan Holloway to tuck all her purloined treasures neatly into one ACCESSIBLE place. I am soooo tired of retrieving my chewed-up shoe, arch support, t-shirt, clog, etc. from under the dining room table...