I am a celebrated beauty of international renown.
Note presence of genuine beauty mark on right jowl:
Joan Holloway, on the other hand...
is an embarrassment to both Cavalier spaniels and Bichon Frises.
triggers attacks of coulrophobia in others
in no way resembles the original Joan Holloway
is said to have a nice personality.
She is also a hoarder. Look at the shameful, Oscar Madison condition of her puppy bed.
I can see Omega's sneaker, one of Beta's knitting post-its, a chewed rawhide, a rope and ball, and...
No. That CANNOT be my beloved Armless Ferret Toy jammed in among Joan's pile of detritus.
Joan Holloway must be made to know that I own Armless Ferret Toy.
We must fight.
Fight fight fight.
More with the fighting.
Fatigue sets in, and we agree to disagree.