Good morning! Time to take us out, Beta! Take us out! Take us out! Did we mention we want to go out? Out: that's the place where we want to be.
Knitting time! See how artfully we've arranged ourselves around your current project? Notice how neither of us are chewing those tempting bamboo needles.
We have made a little spot for you right between us. Sit down, Beta. It's time to watch Live! You know how fond we are of that handsome Michael Strahan. Sit!
What? Clearly this is an oversight. You have gone into our powder room annex and have closed the screen behind you. We must point out your mistake (scratch, scratch, scratch). You aren't even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. Did you really think we'd let you sit in a room where we can't see you, for hours at a time?
Who would protect you?
Really, it's kind of cute that you want a "room of your own." Don't worry -- we won't bother you. You won't even know we're here.
We'll even let you know when it's your turn to sit in the chair.